环球小姐最后一道测试题(25岁以下请勿入内)(转载)

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  环球小姐最后一道测试题(25岁以下请勿入内)

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  环球小姐最后一道测试题(25岁以下请勿入内)

  Miss Universe’s last Question

  环球小姐最后一题

  Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的×器官。

  Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like

  gentlemen.

  美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........

  美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……

  (Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or

  Toro(Bull)

  西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

  西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

  Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your

  country?

  问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like

  gossip or rumors.

  菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

  菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

  (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

  问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

  伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

  伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。

  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

  印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms India: Because it works day and night......

  印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。

  (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a

  male organ in your country?

  问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton

  car.

  马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

  马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

  (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu

  (Afraid to lose).

  新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes

  before the

  show is over.

  新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。

  Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

  Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

  Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

  中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

  Question: How can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

  中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

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